Ugh...Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day, Amee!
This is what people at school said to me today. Ick.
I hate Valentine's Day. I don't know why, I just do. Peopel are all like, Will you be my Valentine? And then the girls are all like, Oo-hoo, I will because I think you're cute!! It's just so sickening. I don't think that these little hormone-infested beings know one little thing about actual love!
Not that I do, either, I'm just more mature than anyone else in my class. It's true. The only thing they worry about is who will win the softball game and who likes who and what goes best with this pink top?
It's all so sickening, like... a bubble gum snow cone.
The first time you ever have a bubble gum snow cone is the best ever. It's like you never want to eat anything else for as long as you live. So you wait for the next time the snow cone truck comes down your block. You order it again. And again. The fourth time you eat it, it starts getting sickening to your stomach, but you don't really realize it. Why would it taste nasty? you ask yourself. This is the best thing in the world! So you keep ordering it. Then, when it tastes so disgusting, you wonder, Why the hell am I eating this? and never go anywhere near a bubble gum snow cone again.
At first, you liked passing out valentines and being all cheery, just like you liked the snow cone. Then you realize that you are kinda getting sick of it, but you delude yourself into thinking that you actually liked it. Then, you finally come to your senses and start avoiding it altogether.

See what I mean?