Friday, February 29, 2008

My Chemical Romance

Awesome band. Seriously check it out. When you get past the growling/screaming type of singing, it's really pretty good. I recommend Teenagers.
My class is doing this stock market project where it's like you buy stocks and crap. It's really boring, prob'ly because I have negative $3,000. Yeah, I am so not being a stockholder when I grow up.
I will now forever hate Ghandi. Yeah, i'm so freakin' horrible to hate a world-renown (?) peacemaker. Well, we were reading the book with my teacher's giant computer screen and In-Focus. It said that Ghandi married a 13-year-old girl when he was also 13. And Mrs. B just has to say, "That would be like Will marrying Amee."
God, I wanted to hide under a mountain. I was apparently showing my ability to blush a deep red color, since Travis said something along the lines of,"Jeez, Amee, you're blushing a lot!"
Can we say hate?
i couldn't look at Will the rest of the day. Not that I looked at him much, but I averted-ha! Take that, Mrs. B!- his face. Things are still a little awkward.
Things have been awkward since my friend keeps saying that I should ask him out or she'd ask him for me. I tell her i don't like Will, and she keeps saying "You can't deny your feelings!" What a spaz.
And Travis agrees with her. The other day I was muttering about how much I hate Will and Danielle, and Travis said, "Why?" Then he obviously put 2 and 2 together and smiled one of his toothy smiles. He said he agreed with Danielle.
Again, can we say hate?
Ann laughed. Mary grimaced. Gabrielle eyed me warily, like she was afraid I might need to punch the wall. Alexis asked me why I didn't like Will.
Here you go, Lexi-
  • He talks funny, like European funny.
  • He has a freaky-deaky haircut.
  • He's too damn pale.
  • And skinny.
  • He's also a psychotic freak. Honestly, who draws on themselves? Ok-well, I do but...
  • Will would not be classified as cute, hot, or sexy. No offense.

Those are my reasons. Don't like 'em? Too damn bad. There are no sexy boys at my school!!!

It sucks.

And of it is Will who is reading this- didn't mean to hurt your feelings. OK?

Sup?

I'm back, and am now 13!
Cool, ain't it?
I got a hundred bucks for my birthday, and I'm gonna sneak off tomorrow with Mom so I can prob'ly blow it all in one day. I also have a few new ideas for books that i'm gonna post on my next post.
I'm on my Myspace right now, doin' crap, talkin' to foreigners.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ugh...Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day, Amee!
This is what people at school said to me today. Ick.
I hate Valentine's Day. I don't know why, I just do. Peopel are all like, Will you be my Valentine? And then the girls are all like, Oo-hoo, I will because I think you're cute!! It's just so sickening. I don't think that these little hormone-infested beings know one little thing about actual love!
Not that I do, either, I'm just more mature than anyone else in my class. It's true. The only thing they worry about is who will win the softball game and who likes who and what goes best with this pink top?
It's all so sickening, like... a bubble gum snow cone.
The first time you ever have a bubble gum snow cone is the best ever. It's like you never want to eat anything else for as long as you live. So you wait for the next time the snow cone truck comes down your block. You order it again. And again. The fourth time you eat it, it starts getting sickening to your stomach, but you don't really realize it. Why would it taste nasty? you ask yourself. This is the best thing in the world! So you keep ordering it. Then, when it tastes so disgusting, you wonder, Why the hell am I eating this? and never go anywhere near a bubble gum snow cone again.
At first, you liked passing out valentines and being all cheery, just like you liked the snow cone. Then you realize that you are kinda getting sick of it, but you delude yourself into thinking that you actually liked it. Then, you finally come to your senses and start avoiding it altogether.

See what I mean?

Friday, February 8, 2008

New Stuff

Whenever you guys see purple writing, that's just some ideas for a book I might write someday. It might suck, so don't complain to me after you read it because I just warned you. And I totally would understand if you just skipped over it completely, it might dissolve your eyes.