Monday, December 10, 2007

Awesome Christmas Songs

Thrashing through the snow,
In broken-down old skis,
Flying over hills,
Crashing into trees!
I think that I might die,
Oh I want my Mommy,
I want to go on home,
Can someone please help me?
Oh!
And, that's as far as I got. Here's another one-
Deck the halls with gasoline,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
Watch the teachers shout and scream,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
Watch the school burn down to ashes,
FALALALALALA LALALA!
Aren't you glad we played with matches?
FALALALALA LALALALA!

I am such a little pyro.

About the Genetics

I got paired with Chris!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
OK, maturity coming back now.
I got paired with Chris, and we had a baby boy named Sam. HAHA!!! That sounds sooo wrong... We actually did this on Thursday, and finished coloring on Friday. The way Chris drew Sam, he looked like a demon! I told him, after he complained that his child was evil like me, it was a sign to never have kids.
In other news, I still don't know what the URL to Mrs. Booth's blog is. I've been meaning to ask her, but I've kept forgetting.
On Friday, I watched Evan Almighty. I have a new Commandment- THOU SHALT DO THE DANCE! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! Haha...
Anyways...

Monday, December 3, 2007

Nothing to Do

Seriously. Nuthin' at all.
I bought a new Sonic game at Wal Mart while I was ringing the Salvation Army bell.
On Friday Mrs.Roy is going to pair us up with each other so we can flip a coin to have kids... Oh my God that sounds soooo wrong.
Well, gotta go!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Thanksgiving

It basically sucked, I won't lie to the nonexistent people who read this thing. That's all. Because I'm basically bored right now.
Well, I'm jammin' to TDG. (abbreviation for Three Days Grace)
Whatever.
Anyway, my friend(Ann) went to a baseball game a few months ago with our other friend(Haylie). They got high off of water. Don't ask me hoe. They did. And they made a song-

I went into the Wal-Mart,
to buy a pack of beer beer beer!
I asked the lady what's her name,
and this is what she said said said!
My name is...
Budweiser Miller Lite Everclear!
My name is...
(chinese voice) COCA-COLA!!!

I know. Why do I hang out with her?

small, perverted boy

I hate people. I'll come right out and say it. But there's this one little boy... UNBEARABLE!!! The world would be better if I pushed him off a cliff. Except, there's no cliffs around here, and I wouldn't be able to lure him onto one...but that's not the point.
My class was looking for how many times the flyers said 'Christmas'. He stumbled upon a bra advertisement, and started poking it. Ann was watching him, and had a wierded out expression on her face. He said, "Ann, you didn't see that."
In percussion, he said son of a bitch, and denied it.
He called me fag, and an ass-grabber.
What a weirdo.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Something About Fall...

Fall. It's my fave season of all time. It used to be spring, but then I grew up.
It's weird that some people don't like fall becausethey think it's the season of death, and that's partly the reason that I like it.
There's just a crisp, cool feeling in the air. Too cold for summer and too hot for winter. Right in the middle, just like me.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Been A While...

So, yea. Sorry I havn't written. I'm sure all you nonexistent readers were crying every time you saw I hadn't written.
Whatever.
Anyway, I'm testing my artistic abilities in the field of literature and creating a teenage vampire.
Exciting!
Anyway, updates on my o-so exciting life...Well, it's the start of the new 6-weeks. That means new seating. Which means I have to get seated by Will Sebesta. How...unwordable. He's the only person in class-not counting the teachers- that is older than me. And I'm kinda sad really that the title got taken away from me. Here are my others-
  1. Most Likely To Be Emo
  2. Scariest Girl
  3. Creepiest Kid
  4. Evilest Chick
  5. Second Weirdest Student (Will's first)

So, there you have it.

It's kind funny, though, that the two oldest kids sit by each other in the front of the room. Well, whatever.

But the really gross thing: My friends-after we did a time line of our class's birthdays- said Will was the only dude I could date. Two words-

AS IF!!!!