Awesome Christmas Songs

Thrashing through the snow,
In broken-down old skis,
Flying over hills,
Crashing into trees!
I think that I might die,
Oh I want my Mommy,
I want to go on home,
Can someone please help me?
Oh!
And, that's as far as I got. Here's another one-
Deck the halls with gasoline,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
Watch the teachers shout and scream,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
Watch the school burn down to ashes,
FALALALALALA LALALA!
Aren't you glad we played with matches?
FALALALALA LALALALA!

I am such a little pyro.

About the Genetics

I got paired with Chris!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
OK, maturity coming back now.
I got paired with Chris, and we had a baby boy named Sam. HAHA!!! That sounds sooo wrong... We actually did this on Thursday, and finished coloring on Friday. The way Chris drew Sam, he looked like a demon! I told him, after he complained that his child was evil like me, it was a sign to never have kids.
In other news, I still don't know what the URL to Mrs. Booth's blog is. I've been meaning to ask her, but I've kept forgetting.
On Friday, I watched Evan Almighty. I have a new Commandment- THOU SHALT DO THE DANCE! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! Haha...
Anyways...

Nothing to Do

Seriously. Nuthin' at all.
I bought a new Sonic game at Wal Mart while I was ringing the Salvation Army bell.
On Friday Mrs.Roy is going to pair us up with each other so we can flip a coin to have kids... Oh my God that sounds soooo wrong.
Well, gotta go!

Thanksgiving

It basically sucked, I won't lie to the nonexistent people who read this thing. That's all. Because I'm basically bored right now.
Well, I'm jammin' to TDG. (abbreviation for Three Days Grace)
Whatever.
Anyway, my friend(Ann) went to a baseball game a few months ago with our other friend(Haylie). They got high off of water. Don't ask me hoe. They did. And they made a song-

I went into the Wal-Mart,
to buy a pack of beer beer beer!
I asked the lady what's her name,
and this is what she said said said!
My name is...
Budweiser Miller Lite Everclear!
My name is...
(chinese voice) COCA-COLA!!!

I know. Why do I hang out with her?

small, perverted boy

I hate people. I'll come right out and say it. But there's this one little boy... UNBEARABLE!!! The world would be better if I pushed him off a cliff. Except, there's no cliffs around here, and I wouldn't be able to lure him onto one...but that's not the point.
My class was looking for how many times the flyers said 'Christmas'. He stumbled upon a bra advertisement, and started poking it. Ann was watching him, and had a wierded out expression on her face. He said, "Ann, you didn't see that."
In percussion, he said son of a bitch, and denied it.
He called me fag, and an ass-grabber.
What a weirdo.

Something About Fall...

Fall. It's my fave season of all time. It used to be spring, but then I grew up.
It's weird that some people don't like fall becausethey think it's the season of death, and that's partly the reason that I like it.
There's just a crisp, cool feeling in the air. Too cold for summer and too hot for winter. Right in the middle, just like me.

Been A While...

So, yea. Sorry I havn't written. I'm sure all you nonexistent readers were crying every time you saw I hadn't written.
Whatever.
Anyway, I'm testing my artistic abilities in the field of literature and creating a teenage vampire.
Exciting!
Anyway, updates on my o-so exciting life...Well, it's the start of the new 6-weeks. That means new seating. Which means I have to get seated by Will Sebesta. How...unwordable. He's the only person in class-not counting the teachers- that is older than me. And I'm kinda sad really that the title got taken away from me. Here are my others-

1. Most Likely To Be Emo
2. Scariest Girl
3. Creepiest Kid
4. Evilest Chick
5. Second Weirdest Student (Will's first)

So, there you have it.

It's kind funny, though, that the two oldest kids sit by each other in the front of the room. Well, whatever.

But the really gross thing: My friends-after we did a time line of our class's birthdays- said Will was the only dude I could date. Two words-

AS IF!!!!

Wow...

Well, I'd never thought I'd ever actually be this bored. Seriously. Cereal. Heehee.

Anyway.
Whatever.

I'm reading a new series called The Mediator. It's a really good series. Susannah Simon is moving to California to live with her three new stepbrothers-Sleepy, Dopey, and Doc- along with her new stepfather, Andy Ackerman.
But she really doesn't want to move away from her beloved Brooklyn. The only thing that forces her to tear away from her childhood home is the fact that her mom hasn't been so happy since Susannah's father died a decade earlier.
Susannah Simon isn't an ordinary teen, though. She just happens to have the ability to talk to ghosts. And fight them, if need be.
Because she is the mediator, she can also touch as well as see these paranormal beings. (Such as the one named Jesse who now is her roomate?) She makes friend her very first day at the father Serra Mission Academy, where she finds that the pricipal, father Dominic, can also see ghosts. But when a suicidal girl decides she wants to kill the boy she herself died over, things get a little messy...

Mediator Series
1. Shadowland
2. Ninth Key
3. Reunion
4. Darkest Hour
5. Haunted
6. Twilight


Wow... I should write the backs of books, huh?

Awesome Song

Deck the halls with gasoline,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
Watch the teachers shout and scream,
FALALALALA LALALALA!
See the school burn down to ashes,
FALALALALALA LALALA!
Aren't you glad we played with matches?
FALALALALA LALALALA!

60 Things About Guys

-Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
--Guys are very open about themselves.
--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will brag about anything.
--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--Guys don't really have final decisions.
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If a best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys like femininity-not feebleness.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs...
--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

This was written by a guy on Myspace. He's one of my friends, but I forgot who wrote it. I'll find out who it is soon. But for now- Ovais!

Yay!

Now I have at least one comment from somebody I don't know! Well, I kinda know him, but not that well. Thanks Chris! And...that's it.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!

YAY!!!! I'm in percussion!! Here's the deal-

I was a French Horn player in my school band, but now I'm in percussion!! It saved me a lot of money-well, actually my mom- but I have too much pride to admit it. But there is one bad thing- I'm in there with Travis Murphy- the biggest gag on earth. I'd just about rather be thrown off a bridge and onto a bed of spikes, then into an erupting volcano to be turned into smouldering ash where I will then be trown into the sea for fish to eat my remains than be in the same class with him. So, if you're reading this, turd, ha! Anyway, back to you still nonexistent readers.
I don't even know why we're in the same class. I mean, he's hardly smart and too full of himself to be in GT (Gifted and Talented). According to me, anyway. Here's an example of his conceitedness- The other day, he threw a piece of paper away and took 5 minutes getting back to his seat. The 5 minutes he used? Jumping around and doing "manly" poses. What a jerk!
Anyway, all this talk of turd jack-@$$3$ put me in a bad mood. Write tomorrow!

Hey There

Okay, I just posted a Myspace bulletin titled SEXY BITCHES!!!!! so I could get people's attention. I'm mad that I can't find a way to upload my favorite song (Are You Gonna Be My Girl? by Jet). Well, whatever. I hope y'all get ready up there in New York, 'cause there is a massive evil coming your way.

MSN

I finally have an MSN. I just got it on Saturday, so I don't know much about it. In fact, I don't think I really know anything about it at all! But I'm workin' on it as I type.

Happy 2 Months!

Okay, I just realized that the blog is almost 3 months old. Almost. So now I'm celebrating a 2 month birthday! Celebration over.

Whatever.

I am really BORED!!! And MAD!!! Why won't anyone read my blog? Why doesn't anyone care? Maybe I should publish a book so I can write down that I have a blog in it? That's what a lot of people do. Or, maybe people don't read this freakin' thing because I'm... A NOBODY!!!!!

Depressedly,

~Amee

Yeah...

Okay. so I've been busy bein' on Myspace and Freewebs and listening to YouTube. So let me tell the few who are actually reading this thing and the nonexistent people who are commenting-

START READING THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I went to a computer class for three days, and it ended yesterday. yea, the people who I'm imagining I'm talking to are saying, "I thought you were a computer whiz!" I am. I didn't learn a single thing there! Except about Kidsparation. Pricipals or kids, install that thing into your school! It helps you learn! And it's fun!

Anyway, it took-what, five?- five teachers that wasted four years in college a week to completely figure out Paint! you know, that thing where you draw and crap? But what really surprised me ws that almost all the kids in there-never heard of it! But I was in there with one of my sworn enemies, so the paint thing didn't hardly sink in.

Jonathan-likes to be called JT- was in there with me. I hate him. Luckily, he was gone one day because he had to go to the 5th grade mini-camp crap thing we do at our school. And I don't think he even saw me. Either that or he was being an a-hole and ignored me. But how can you tell with men! Haha!

Whatever.

But anyway, that's all I did. Oh, and I got at least 100 hits on my site. So that's goin' good. And I told them about you, poor forgotten blog. You shall be commented upon soon. I'm also writing a story, so I might post stuff about it in here.

~Amee
PS- People who are in my class, we are getting a new student- Akia Taplin

NEW SITE!!!

Hey, peeps, I gotta new site! It is-

freewebs.com/dragonxblood

PLEASE go there! I've been on there for a couple of days and only have 9 hits so far. Help me!

Bats

Guess what? Last night, I was riding my bike. I looked up and saw these birds. 3 of them. But they were flapping thir wings too much. And just then, they noyiced I was staring at them, so they dive-bombed me! Know what they really were? Bats! One of them came to just 5 inches away from me. They were kinda cute.

I got the last Harry Potter book last night. I read up to the Sixth Chapter. Poor Hedwig! That's all I'll say...

~Amee

WHY???

Why doesn't anybody post in my blog? Anyway, I am making a website. I don't know what it's going to be about, but I think it might be about mythical crap (vampires, werewolves, etc.,), pirates, and a little section for Maximum Ride readers. ;)

Post or I will call all of my minions to pillage your town. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just kidding!

~333

Sad Song

This is a sad song from Skid Row. Here are the lyrics-

Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone

And now it's18 and life
You got it18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's18 and life to go
[repeat above]

Tequila in his heartbeat,
His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up,
The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

[chorus]

"Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind - that child blew a child away.

[chorus]

It's really a sad song, I don't know why they wrote it. Here's the URL on YouTube if you want to listen to it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Xd8ykpZkwA&mode=related&search=

Day Out

So on Friday I think it was, my sister and I went to the mall while my mom went to watch Harry Potter 5. She missed it the first time 'cause my sister was acting up. She is only 3 and not very interested in watching movies quietly like a good girl. So while she watched the movie, she gave my sister permission to go mall-walking ( a term that my gramma uses) with me.

So we went to my favorite stores. That would be Hot Topic and Spencer's. But my sister wanted to go to In-Style and Aeropostale...stores like that. I am not a girly-girl, as you can see, but I went with her because she would've told Mom if I was 'acting up'.

Well, I bought this awesome necklace. It was a silver chain thing with black metal wings attached to it. I bought it at Hot Topic. Now I wear it every day. Not just because I am a Maximum Ride fan and feel like I am supporting them by wearing it, but because wings symbolize freedom and all that other crap.

After we got bored at the mall, we went to wait for our mom to get done with the movie. I noticed that there was a Mortal Kombat 4 game in the arcade, so I told my sister to come play it with me, and she was beaten bloody! I am SO good at that game... Anyway, when I dragged her away from the games (literally, 'cause she gets addicted to stuff FAST) we went and sat down on the bench. And my sister gets all wide-eyed and says,"Amee, there's a bee in your hair!" I didn't believe her, but when she started to scoot away from me, I started swatting at my hair. Then she says," Okay, it's out." But it actually landed on my arm, and,well...let's just say, poor bee.

And that's pretty much it. BYE!

~Amee Duh!

I'm Bored

I'm bored so I'm just posting this 'cause I have a boring life. There, I said it.

Anyway, who knows about Nicelback? My absolute favorite song is from them. It's called "Saving Me"...

Gotta go now.

Myspace

Myspace is awesome. You can meet new peeps, although some of them are jerks, and you can learn all about designing profiles and crap. I have a myspace. Here's the URL:
http://www.myspace.com/xdragonxriderx

Friend me if you want. I ain't got many friends (*sob*).

I want to create a website. Anybody got any tips? 'Cause I have no idea WTF I have to do.

~Amee

Summer Sucks Sometimes

I know, "How horrible of you! You don't like summer cause you're a freak!" Well, summer is kinda boring. At least in school you have something to complain about. Come on, lets all admit it, summer is boring. Especially if you have no friends on myspace that are ever online when you are except your sister! And, well, you peeps are no help either. I mean, COME ON! I know I've only had this blog for-what?- since the beginning of June?

Well, I guess you have to write a book or a movie if you want you're blog to become famous. Look at Fang's Blog.(Yea, I read that series- who doesn't?) Whatever...

I guess it's just cause I'm a dark person. Not Goth, but dark. Not evil, either. Just dark. Well, maybe a little evil. 333, dudes!

G2G

~ Amee-who else is it gonna be?

PS- To Spellcheck: I know how to spell my own name!